Long ago, when turtles could talk, the noble Turtle King built the land of Turtylvania. It was a majestic city with tall towers and curving arches where his turtle subjects could play.
The most popular pastime in the kingdom was watching paint dry while eating pizza. Many other turtles politely argued that watching the grass grow while eating pizza was the best hobby.


"I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart
must out; that is the reason why I compose." - Ludwig Von Beethoven










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